Hi there! My name is Ethan Muller. I’ll be an extern at Real Art for the next three weeks (14 days if you want to get technical). As you can see in my picture, I’m pretty excited about it. I’m a student at the School of Advertising Art in Dayton, and if all goes according to plan, I’ll graduate at the end of next May. That’s exciting, too.

Here’s more stuff about me:

• I’m from a little town in Ohio called Sunbury. It’s about half an hour north of Columbus. Sunbury is not very exciting.
• I like music. Listening to it and making it. I like a bunch of genres, but mostly indie and electronic. I play guitar, and I dabble in drums, keyboard, and synth.
• I have a blob-shaped birthmark on my right hand. Unfortunately, this eliminates being a hand model from my career options.
• My favorite TV show of all time is Arrested Development. If you like Arrested Development, tell me. That way we can quote it all the time and talk about how it should still be on television.
• I don’t like movies as much as normal people do, but my favorite movies are Fight Club, Hot Rod, and Mary & Max.
• I once pet a wolf.
• I started in computer graphics around the age of 5 on my family’s titanic Gateway computer with MS Paint. I got my start in HTML/CSS thanks to the online game Neopets. Make fun of me if you want.

And now you have a solid knowledge of me. I’m totally excited to be a part of the Real Art crew. Thanks for the opportunity!